I don't know what the standard of proof is for malicious intent, but if I were dating someone and gave them secret, embarrassing information about their ex, I think it's fair to say I didn't expect anything good to come of it. It would also be fair to say I was in junior high school and not a grown-ass woman.

I know this is going to both date and shame me, but it reminds me of the guys on "Wings" arguing about who the most handsome famous people are. I wish I could find a .gif of it, but Lowell says "Mr. Tom Petty" and then threatens to fight anyone who says otherwise.

Wait- you mean you don't walk into restaurants and say: "Just give me whatever you got that's greige?" Guess me and Kanye are the only ones.

I guess he just likes a nice piece of ass.

Hm, let's see...

She may not have any money, but a HIPAA violation this egregious must come with jail time, right?

If saying stupid things gets him donors, he'll keep saying them. He's fond of lying about people for fun and profit, too.

Then again, McCain kind of played into the "crotchety old man" role. What seemed tough and mavericky in his forties came off as "(varmints) get off my lawn" in his sixties.

Writers, if you find yourself about to use the word "streetwalker" without irony, you are officially my grandmother and should not comment on pop culture.

I'm with you, Kelly. My family and I went up to visit friends a couple of summers ago, and I just didn't see it I mean, it's cute in places, but it would have been more fun (and less expensive) to just go to a hotel on the beach in Florida.

Maybe she's clairvoyant? Seriously, I think it wouldn't take much direct contact with Putin to conclude that he has clockworks where his soul should be. He's never made a secret of his personality.

Well in fairness to her, it would explain a lot about Putin.

I guess his logic only applies to metaphorical boundaries, not actual, physical, legal boundaries that can be found on any map.

Uh oh. Your comment made me suddenly realize that he has a future as a Fox legal commentator.

I want the explanation for this to be just as random as the behavior itself, like "All Foxes Have OCD" or "Shoes Are the Natural Enemies of the Fox", but I suspect it will be something mundane. Though even a mundane explanation would be welcome!

Out of genuine curiosity I ask: if you see a photo of a beautiful woman and she is attractive to you, how do your mind and body know that she's trans and keep you from having that attraction? Because you make it sound like something organic, and I don't think it is.

This comment really hit home for me. I am cis/hetero/female, two kids, as socially "normal" as it gets. But if (Goddess forbid) I ever had to date again, when would I tell a man that I can't have normal hetero sex? Cancer robbed me of the parts associated with that act. Does it make me less of a woman? Is it anyone's…

I'm glad you haven't banned this person. He probably won't realize it for a while, but he's probably getting more education in this thread than he would ever get anywhere else.

Please tell me what features in the photos of those women are "masculine" and not found very commonly among your so-called "real" women. Go on. This should be fascinating.

I rarely have cause to quote Adam Carolla, but in this case it's on point: "If I can touch them, they're real."*