BlueCanaryInTheOutletByTheLightswitch
BlueCanaryInTheOutlet
BlueCanaryInTheOutletByTheLightswitch

A church is a legit safe haven, according to the law.

I don’t understand this list. Where’s Idris Elba? Where’s Tom Hiddleston?

One thousand times Idris Elba goddamnit! Where is Idris?

his dental hygiene is off the charts.

I keep telling myself- I will not objectify the president...I will not objectify the president...I will not objectify the president...

Yeah, he looks like he’s about to get married to/divorced from Kate Hudson here. Not a good look.

Jason Momoa or I’m burning this whole internet to the ground.

The Rock, the Rock, always the Rock.

Good point;Satanic eyebrows are no one’s friend.

When things are down between me and a pal, we remind each other that Gene Wilder is still alive and it’s all bit better.

TREVOR NOAH FTW. Here he is shirtless as proof of sexiness.

I’m voting Kodos.

Alan Rickman has been my sexiest man alive for the last 16 years, (might be more, my late preteens was a confusing time sexually). I don’t care about his age, he can ask me to turn to page 394 until I die from orgasms.

I feel like this particular picture puts him at a disadvantage. But overall? hells yes.

Jeff Goldblum. Every year. Contest over.

Millions will vote for me. Those who don’t, go ahead, throw your vote away!!!