I bet you call it a 'mouth' instead of a 'facehole!'

Wow, you're not a nice person at all. You are in fact a real jerk.

tl;dr

You left out the myot-pivo. I loved the myot-pivo too.

You lucky sunuva...

What about Baltika Bitter? That's the first beer I ever tasted, and damn it was good. Better than Guinness. Deep black, with a taste like drinking bread, only fizzy. OK, it's an old memory. I last had it in 1996 and I don't know what its number is.

Too soon.

How would a person even sit on the damn thing? What a monstrosity.
It's like the Anthropologie people are trolling us.

Science! :)

::APPLAUSE::
Classy.

That is wrong on so many levels.

Women lack the enzyme that digests alcohol. Men have it, women don't. Therefore, women get drunk on less booze.

Slivovitz is The Best. I love that stuff. I bought my first bottle of it in Germany in the early 2000s. :)

True fact: Boone's Farm is my brother's favorite "wine." He likes strawberry-flavored.
Carry on...

Perhaps it has to do with mixers...?

Sorry. I got nothin'.

Box wine, Natty Boh, PBR, Miller, Bud, and Boone's Farm.
And whatever cheap liquor comes their way.
From what I hear.

Yep. Me too. You name it, I like it (especially if top-shelf).
My favorite drink is Glenlivet single-malt Scotch, which is apparently a high turnout GOP drink, whereas I am more lefty in my political views (and also always vote). (Not a Democrat, though.) (Or a libertarian, perish the thought.) But I've been known to…

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Eto.

Lee.