That's just so horrible I can't even...

Your response was perfect. Golden.

Hey, no kiddin', so did I! :)

Apparently they are going with brainy genius absent-minded professor-type blonde...who can hold her own in a fight. I guess they had to go with a blonde since they've had two brunettes and Gibbs has a history of liking redheads.

Oooh!
I have two Lamys and I love them...but neither of them are fine point. That's awesome. :)

I miss Ziva.

Not just jokes. Worse. The trolls are super-nasty today.

He sounds like Raymond from Everybody Loves Raymond. That kind of mother.
It's really bad for you.

Worse.

Epicurious.com.

They could live in NJ or Oregon, where it's illegal to pump your own gas...

True fact: I started college without ever having done my own laundry. (Yes, it's embarrassing.) My mother sent me there with a booklet on how to do it. To this day, I still do it like the booklet told me.

Yes, "Braves" and "Chiefs" are also problematic. Native Americans are human beings, not mascots.

My brother is also Boone's Farm

I am the opposite. I am 39 and pretty much always horny. It's kind of a bitch since I'm dating a guy who has less sex drive than I do. Yes, that's apparently possible.

True!

That's true!

Check out her recent interview with Craig Ferguson, it's hilarious.

Because...Jesus?

I suspect because Texas.

Tell him maybe?

I've come to love it when they aren't matchy-matchy. Maybe cause I'm in my late 30s or something and don't care anymore so much.

I like the way you think! :)