I miss Ziva.

Not just jokes. Worse. The trolls are super-nasty today.

He sounds like Raymond from Everybody Loves Raymond. That kind of mother.
It's really bad for you.

Worse.

Epicurious.com.

They could live in NJ or Oregon, where it's illegal to pump your own gas...

True fact: I started college without ever having done my own laundry. (Yes, it's embarrassing.) My mother sent me there with a booklet on how to do it. To this day, I still do it like the booklet told me.

Yes, "Braves" and "Chiefs" are also problematic. Native Americans are human beings, not mascots.

My brother is also Boone's Farm

I am the opposite. I am 39 and pretty much always horny. It's kind of a bitch since I'm dating a guy who has less sex drive than I do. Yes, that's apparently possible.

True!

That's true!

Check out her recent interview with Craig Ferguson, it's hilarious.

Because...Jesus?

I suspect because Texas.

Tell him maybe?

I've come to love it when they aren't matchy-matchy. Maybe cause I'm in my late 30s or something and don't care anymore so much.

I like the way you think! :)

Vonnegut rules.

Sounds like my Amazon wishlists. Several thousand items long. No order to them whatsoever. "This caught my attention! Wishlist!"

So they don't have any sexual attraction? That's not a good sign...

Check out the book _I Kissed Dating Goodbye_. It's at the forefront of this kind of thinking. It is also, IMHO, idiotic. (The author wrote a follow-up book about how he found his Perfect Wife by following his "Kissed Dating Goodbye" principles. Blergh.)

Nota Bene: By "check out" I don't necessarily mean read it, unless…