I’m betting Disney is realizing how badly they fucked up by instantly kowtowing to these dipshits after Cartoon Network and the New York Times stood their ground on Dan Harmon and Sara Jeong, respectively.

I think the Doctor Strange movie established that the Time stone is incredibly dangerous, to the point where half the universe dying might be considered the best possible outcome when it comes to all the things that could get fucked up by misusing time travel. Certainly the end of that movie sells the idea that Baron…

I don’t understand why so many think it would be hard to integrate the X-men into the MCU. A 2 minute scene with Nick Fury starting with “There have been rumors of their existence for years...” with pictures showing up on screens behind him as he explains to the Avengers or someone that the mutants that have been…

Onslaught baby.

Your GIF game is on point.

If McAvoy does as good, or better, in this as he did in Split, and doesn’t get an Oscar nomination at the very least, it’s an absolute travesty.

I...I...holy crap.

I read this entire thing and didn't laugh once. Too real. 

Even a between-stops diaper change will add a unique bouquet to your conveyance of choice.

It’ll be like Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith. He’ll get hit with a bunch of magic and age suddenly.

I think it’s fairly obvious... Magic!

I have no idea why these movies are going to be called “Fantastic Beasts: INSERT TAGLINE”. They should have just been Called Pottermore or whatever and not tried to tie everything back to Newt Scamander. 

My guess? 80 minutes in. Never if you’re a Whovian. 

SPOILER: Turns out there was no “rage virus” and it was just Twitter.

Nope. I was deeply invested in Janet getting out of the Quantum Realm.  

What Could Possibly Be Scarier Than a Smarter Hulk?

In most universes, I am giving you a star.

“Somehow it’s still hard to fathom that Back to the Future Part II was set three years ago.”