Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.

Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Jeff Fisher: “Hey, it’s Jeff; thanks for the call. You can reach me on my office phone tonight from 7-9pm. Thanks! Bye.”

And Eli Manning upstaged Tom Brady in a Super Bowl for a third time.

Congrats Eagles fans. Love seeing teams win their first super bowl.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Oh, so this is what the new Cloverfield movie looks like. And it’s out, VERY soon. Tonight, actually.

Torgen,

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

The goal of this memo and everything else the GOP/Fox has been doing for the last year re: Uranium and Seth Rich and everything else isn’t to get something to stick, it’s to create so much noise that whatever Mueller uncovers will be just another blip on the screen and they’ll have cover for ignoring it. I’d love…

When he gets his real weapons back, I’ll breathe a sai of relief.

I’m done. I don’t think I can Gohan like this.

You Guldo be joking! You Saiyan that my jokes couldn’t be Coola?

Can’t i-Majin a better joke?

I’m convinced that about 30-odd percent of this country would be willing to entertain the idea of a Purge. I’m also convince that a scary portion of that 30-odd percent would be downright enthusiastic about it.

YES.