I just heard on a podcast by Mike Rowe that the thawing with the Soviets was all because Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Texas while on a diplomatic trip to the US and saw how many flavors of pudding pops we had over here. And Yeltsin made Gorbachev see that they were fucked because if even the poorest among us…

Hey, information is ALWAYS good to get! I used to do this with an old Playstation car-battle game (Twisted Metal?) where you could get a UFO and fly FAR outside the playing field, into the formless void past backstage. Closet existentialist? Maybe. Super-high and astounded by the idea of being in a postage-stamp-sized…

And there’s your answer as to how to make soccer more popular and appealing here in the US. Actually, Lynch makes damn near anything he’s in more popular and appealing...

I know it’s an exhibition, but big props to the goalie for even ATTEMPTING to stand in Marshawn’s way. A manlier move than any of the Portuguese national diving team.

I want him to put an end to the series too. But them being “pointless” is kind of a bad argument. I mean, every game is pointless by default. All you need is a fanbase to find meaning in it.

HI CAN THIS PLEASE BE BROUGHT OUT OF THE GRAYS? IT IS INTERESTING INFO I PROMISE. :(

Hi! Okay so: A couple people already pointed this out, but yeah this is something that’d make a level designer cringe a bit, like “Oh crap they found a hole in the collision”. To the uninitiated though it’s pretty cool looking, innit?…

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

weird. it cut off my comment - they all had hats.

I’m going to go with the clap, lol.

“had a great time”? “have the clap now”? “hardly got seated before being mauled by moblins”?

I am waiting with bated breath for the rest of this story.

No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Can I interest you in a publicly-funded stadium which will totally be paid back by revenues from tourists?

I just feel sad hearing this.

The Rock just makes so many of my days better.

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

Brian Urlantler

That movie was FINE. There, I said it. You can all judge me now :P