Spontaneous Amnesia brought about by the psychological trauma associated with signing with the Browns? Absolutely, Haslam Syndrome is very real and should be in the DSM.

You mean Cortland Innegan

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Welcome to my early 20's.

These players... hair today, gone tomorrow. :(

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

now imagine a person standing here holding a sifter waiting for a diamond to pop out. This is what trying to find a good mobile game is like.

where can I send my money for more of this

Fighting_Polish, on Hollywood's biggest night, WHO ARE YOU WEARING

I'm really glad I like my parents.

"I think she likes sex already."

So he beat the charges too. Bastard.

On a related note, the real Marshawn Lynch is funnier.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

once told by a trainer not to drink electroylyte-balancing liquids prescribed by the show's doctor because it would "ruin her one last chance to save her life.

They often have to change their numbers when their phones have been taken as part of a rape investigation.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

Thank goodness she got his phone as evidence. Most victims have McNary a clue who their attacker is.

"I don't see how you put the loss on Fox"

Maybe not that specific one, but Peyton and an all-world cast of receivers has been covering up for Fox's coaching inadequacies for a while now. He should never have been hired again after his Carolina performance in which 7-9 with guaranteed draws on 3rd and long and punting…

Somewhat related: I'm really excited for whenever Peyton Manning retires and turns into an official offensive coordinator.