Shirley Temple's got red in her ledger...

Her figure doubles as a WiFi hotspot.

Dance off, bro. Me and you!

Mind if I join you?

Infinity Uggs.

"I think she likes sex already."

Infinity mankini

Sweet Thanoscopter, Thanos

Hellcat and Thanos have been cast in the MCU.

I probably love the Highlander franchise more than is healthy for a person living in 2015 and not the 1980s, but I still think rebooting the movie is silly. Dumb, even. The first movie was fun, but it was also a love letter to '80s music videos, so... how's that going to work? (And is it worth doing sans a Queen…

*tugs braid then crosses arms under breasts while thumbing a knuckled moustache axe* "that is NOT our way" said the Aiel woman, "you must accommodate our ass backward superstitions and ideals regardless of us being here with you in your country"

Was this some kind of slap dash effort to retain the right to the series? Sort of like the early 90s 2015 FF4 movie?

FIFY.

But yeah, totally on the nose and then it looks like they bought some super early super cheap air time to broadcast it.

Well, that was weird. Filmed over a weekend, I'm guessing. The special effects, such as they were, reminded me of first season Babylon 5 — which was fine for then, but I'm pretty sure this is now, unless the 30 minutes I spent watching this took me into now-plus. Billy Zane's presence gave this a lot more quality than…

The entertainment industry is filled with scumbag operations and shady companies, but I think someone should give Red Eagle Entertainment an outstanding effort award for this and just their handling of the Wheel of Time property in general. They can't even cash in on the property and throw together some kind of crappy…

Hah I thought about posting this in my original article but figured if my article got mainpaged, I09 rules would have issue with a video uploaded to youtube without permission.

This is what I've been pondering. We have how many windows into the rest of the MCU? We have Tony Stark's viewpoint and that man is self interested.

In all seriousness, maybe he'll be introduced as a legend (Batman style) in NYC, with JJ obsessed with exposing the "truth." Already established as Spiderman, when whatever goes down between Cap and Iron Man, instead of joining Iron Man and agreeing to reveal his identity, he sides with Cap.

The Dakotas are rock-solid in the farming world.

Half of each season is spent on close up shots detailing the stitching on Nynaeve's dresses.

So he beat the charges too. Bastard.