I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

this is you, isn't it?

NFL Security: [Reviews tape]

It wouldn't be the first time someone mistook Orton for a stray cat.

Or "..if there was consideration to use Kyle Orton".

"I'm back and ready to FUCKING PARTY, BABY!"

"It's not all EJ's fault but we need to get better production out of that position."

Side judge looking to see if he sank it.

Apparently, Dwyer does, in fact, support domestic violets.

Makes sense. Heading into the 2010 Draft, Mel Kiper said he saw in Dwyer a combination of Ray Rice's power and Adrian Peterson's old school toughness.

If you're keeping score at home, there are two Trojans that could have prevented this.

They won't start selling Crystal Pepsi again till that every shady convenience store clears there stocks from the 90s.

Your move, Pepsi.

"But we would welcome Ray Lewis back with open arms"

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

Oxycontin

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.