Disney's handling of Infinity is pretty moronic. They cherry pick from a few franchises (one of which is Lone Ranger, for who the fuck knows what reasons), deliver a drivel of new characters to stores and then deliver characters that don't even have full worlds and gameplay built around them despite being rife with…

My god man, you do realize some kid—who wasn't internetting back when it first came out—is going to experience goatse without supervision by googling it and will be scarred for life. IRRESPONSIBLE GOATSE DROP!

sorry =(

goatse moolator.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

The most amazing part of this is that we're living in a world where the President of the United States can make a joke referencing a (formerly) B-list Marvel Comics character and everyone in the audience is right there with him.

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

There is no why. They're Irrational.

I actually had alot of fun watching this pro bowl..

That was actually a pretty good game. I know it doesn't mean anything, but at least people were playing.

Agreed. Very entertaining game. Deadspin not giving it any attention is a bummer but not unexpected. After all, gifs of college basketball coaches swearing and updates on the Grammys (music is a sport?) are much more important.

We can laugh all we want about the Pro Bowl, but that was the most fun i have had watching it in years. The new format plus the one on one coverage really made the game fun. Seeing teammates hit each other really brought out a different game in them.

This probowl actually managed to make itself interesting. I guess somehow Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders picking teams improved it? How does that happen?

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I'm a Pats fan, and what I think Welker did is technically called a "block". I believe those are legal. Give it up, Bill. Better team won.

Just spotted Pete Carroll with 12 items in the 10 items or less line.

On 2nd thought, Bill-E-Goat was probably not the smartest idea for a mascot......