The most amazing part of this is that we're living in a world where the President of the United States can make a joke referencing a (formerly) B-list Marvel Comics character and everyone in the audience is right there with him.

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

There is no why. They're Irrational.

I actually had alot of fun watching this pro bowl..

That was actually a pretty good game. I know it doesn't mean anything, but at least people were playing.

Agreed. Very entertaining game. Deadspin not giving it any attention is a bummer but not unexpected. After all, gifs of college basketball coaches swearing and updates on the Grammys (music is a sport?) are much more important.

We can laugh all we want about the Pro Bowl, but that was the most fun i have had watching it in years. The new format plus the one on one coverage really made the game fun. Seeing teammates hit each other really brought out a different game in them.

This probowl actually managed to make itself interesting. I guess somehow Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders picking teams improved it? How does that happen?

A Gorgeously Inanimate Guide to American Football

I'm a Pats fan, and what I think Welker did is technically called a "block". I believe those are legal. Give it up, Bill. Better team won.

Just spotted Pete Carroll with 12 items in the 10 items or less line.

On 2nd thought, Bill-E-Goat was probably not the smartest idea for a mascot......

How DARE you, Sir.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Meanwhile, the Eli Manning Up method of birth control consists of just dramatically missing your intended target.

Thank you, Looney Tunes~!

This GIF pairs well with Superstition by Stevie Wonder.