"I'm a news guy but here is a small sampling from our facebook page. Their words, not mine."

At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

Pictured (5th Column): The mantra Rob Gronkowski chants every time he waits for test results at the doctor's office, shortly before being disappointed.

An all Hail Mary offense makes sense in North Dakota. Though in South Dakota, I'm assuming they...Rushmore.

Eli: (sends picture)

Come on, guys, let's try to look at the positives here. For instance, Switzerland:

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

My first feels from a video game were from The Legend of the Dragoon. I must say that this game is hated on far too much. For some reason, I always get the same snarling look whenever I say it's my personal favorite JRPG on PS1

I came into this article thinking Mother 3. Specifically the commercialization of Tamzilly Village. It really makes you wonder what our lives would be like if money wasn't such an important factor.

MARSHALL: Okay, fellas, welcome to the first NFL Feels meeting. Today we're going to talk about the pain and the pressure that we go through, both on and off the field. Remember, just be honest and we'll talk it through. Who wants to go first? Go ahead, Richie.

I am looking forward to the reasoned and nuanced discussion this post will initiate.

Thank you... All this shit can be put as simply as "what the hell are these people doing?" or "what ethical code do these people live by that they feel condones their actions?"

The Jaguars have the most stable and constructive locker room and coaching staff in the state of Florida right now. Consider the ramifications of that sentence

'nuff said

While I don't think there's anything "feel-good" about the BBC Misfits, this is my fave, hands down:

As far as people who choose to work alone but ended up in a crew, cant think of anyone better than Bebop's. The original Space Cowboy.

Before anyone else adds them :)

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

Mort: Hey, yeah we're about to go to break. What'dya need? ... Uh huh, I see ... Ok. Well, what's he asking for it? ... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I GET UNCUT KILOS FOR HALF THAT MUCH. CALL THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK AND SAY NO SIRREE BOB, YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?! IF HE WON'T COME DOWN TO TWO FIFTY I WILL GO OVER THERE…

The only reason I pay for 3D in a Pixar movie. The glasses hide my salty tears.