100% agreed.

Nah. A double-bladed saber would be too Prequel for these directors. I don’t say it disparagingly, but they’ve made it clear that they do not want to tap into that aesthetic at all.

That’s what my IT department said too. Weird coincidence.

Exactly. I just googled “hentai tentacle porn” and now I’m unemployed. Easy peasy, mac ‘n cheesy.

Oh, jeez. Was there a moment in that 360 Transformers video where it said “NOW IT’S OUR TURN TO SAVE THEM”?

Give me a frickin break. Shia saved Prime in the first film, brought him back to life in the second one, saved all of them from exile in the third one and Wahlburgers saved Prime *again* in the fourth one. This…

Jeez, everyone is so salty about this pun thread.

Even more poetic when it’s revealed that she’s a clone of Anakin created by Palpatine.

Can we skip 1?

Has anyone said that Rey will turn out to be Anakin re-incarnated, or a clone of Anakin? Can I say that? Okay, I’m gonna say it.

Rey will turn out to be either Anakin re-incarnated or cloned. Explains her unusual grasp of the Force, would add poignancy to her “waiting for her parents to return to a desert planet to…

The town at the center of this Easter miracle...

“had a great time”? “have the clap now”? “hardly got seated before being mauled by moblins”?

I am waiting with bated breath for the rest of this story.

Hi, future. If you read my comment again you’ll see that I both 1) acknowledged that I do, in fact know how ADHD works (I have family members with it), 2) apologized for possibly offending the original commenter (who I doubt is you and likely still has not seen any of this).

Additionally, the original commenter did not…

So excited to see how a military that has spent a decade and billions of dollars training its soldiers how to fight a war in the desert handles fighting a war in mountainous woodlands.

There should be, unless he’s suffered an unfortunate swimming accident.

*rimshot*

It means I now dislike DeBevoise, which is unfortunate.

This also means that Trump’s voice is the antithesis of Morgan Freeman’s. Which is fitting.

Honestly I kind of want to see Steve Rogers step away from the Captain America role, but Evans to stay in the MCU. If RDJ is stepping down I think the only clear solution is for Rogers to become Iron Man after Stark dies in Infinity War and bequeaths his company to Rogers.

Michael Bay “protects the cinema experience” by blowing up some knights...

I didn’t see Transformers: Give Me Your Face... I’ma look again just to be sure I didn’t miss it. Been looking forward to that one.

I almost want to put this up on Twitter so it gets more attention, because it should be getting more attention.