“... they were also well-made, perfectly-cast films...”

Holy shit, would that piss off Colts fans.

Obligatory:

I wish this would happen. This sport needs a flashy, stupid controversy to make us all forget Deflategate.

Or, you know, receivers that can occasionally catch a ball past the orange pylons.

oh and of course, using “retarded” makes you look like a 15 year old, the English language is a precise tool, quit using it to bash open conceptual cans.

Peterson made a lot of noise about how he didn’t feel supported by fans and team officialsduring last year’s trouble...

HAHAHA FAT JOKES, YOU GUYS!

That right there is why I don’t play anymore. I was casual when I did play, and I could justify the expense at the time because it was just after WoTLK and the up-front cost wasn’t a lot. I ended up quitting because I was too busy to play, though I do miss the game. But going back and buying all that, PLUS Cataclysm,…

The irony of course being that Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota.

The revelation for me is that Romita’s art has actually succeeded in making me like Superman less.

I’m not a Kotaku regular but damn if you don’t deserve more stars for this.

And it’s funny either way you skew. If you’re a skeptic, these guys are hilariously stupid dudebros, running around at night scared of their own shadows. If you believe in the paranormal, these are idiot dudebros provoking dangerous spirits, which is funny in its own way.

Totally love how I have 19 stars and 3 comments and I'm still in the gray. No wonder I never comment here.

Relevant:

These players... hair today, gone tomorrow. :(

+1

I'm just happy none of my breakups included the line: "I need to get better production out of that position."

Your move, Pepsi.

The Browns aren't eligible because new coach (again).