I’m not a Kotaku regular but damn if you don’t deserve more stars for this.

And it’s funny either way you skew. If you’re a skeptic, these guys are hilariously stupid dudebros, running around at night scared of their own shadows. If you believe in the paranormal, these are idiot dudebros provoking dangerous spirits, which is funny in its own way.

Totally love how I have 19 stars and 3 comments and I'm still in the gray. No wonder I never comment here.

Relevant:

These players... hair today, gone tomorrow. :(

+1

I'm just happy none of my breakups included the line: "I need to get better production out of that position."

Your move, Pepsi.

The Browns aren't eligible because new coach (again).

Agreed. Very entertaining game. Deadspin not giving it any attention is a bummer but not unexpected. After all, gifs of college basketball coaches swearing and updates on the Grammys (music is a sport?) are much more important.

Really big in the Midwest (MN, WI, IA, NE, SD) is Pizza Ranch, a western-themed pizza chain with, honestly, some of the best pizza out there.

Is it poor etiquette to +1 the author?

Sioux Falls is third best?!? Bullshit. I drive through that town at least three times a week and I can attest that it's full of assholes. I've spoken to a number of people who have lived from NYC to Dallas-Ft. Worth and everyone, TO A PERSON, has said that Sioux Falls drivers are the rudest, most thoughtless and most…

Aren't there packs of coyotes roaming Chicago?

Can we just take a moment to recognize how durable those coolers are? Seriously. And for $15? You can't beat that math.

That scene in Infamous 2, where Cole and Zeke just drink beer and watch a Western? My absolute favorite part of that game.

Soon I will be promoted to Moose Boy First Class. And then... my other antler!

Only marginally relevant ( which is enough for me):

As a casual (I play perhaps 4-8 times a month... just now working through Arkham Asylum) gamer, I'm not seeing any reason to invest in either new console. The graphics shots I've viewed don't make me feel like it's a great leap from what I have now. Plus, I can play used games. If Microsoft is focusing on the…