Brutally honest is code for asshole. It's okay to have an opinion on something. If you're asked, it's okay to express that opinion in a tactful way. If you're not asked, and it's not affecting your relationship, there's really no reason to say anything.

It's in the mid 70s to low 80s this week in Houston. I'm loving it right now, but I'll be begging for snow in a couple months, I'm sure.

Zing!

"Don’t Let the Pigeon Cripple the Economy" made me laugh. My kids love Mo Willems, so it's forefront for me.

Pretty much. I love the way my husband looks in proper fitting 501s.

My thoughts exactly!

I mean, my god, they must be able to at least email each other before hitting that publish button, right?

That's fucking gross. I've never been a milk drinker either. I take almond milk in my coffee and that's about it. Animal milk always always always tastes like it's going bad to me, no matter how fresh it is.

Fuck yes.

Can I suggest almond milk? I find regular milk tastes like it's going bad, even if it's fresh. I hope I don't come across as a nutjob, but drinking milk for calcium is kind of a sham. The milk, and animal products in general, lower your body's pH. To adjust, your body uses the easiest neutralizer it has, calcium from…

You know what? I did have a feminist upbringing. My mom is fierce. I'll probably get bashed for it, but I chose not to go to college. I have two kids that were very much wanted and I feel it's important for parents to be involved in their kids' lives. I've read a few comments on here that boil down to "unless you do…

P.S. I totally want to be tipsy and a little baked...

I'm definitely not checking my butthole before and after drinking red wine. (Yes I am)

Does drinking too much red wine change the color of your butthole?!

Okay, that was a harsh way for me to put it. It struck a nerve. I feel like child rearing and stay at home parenting are devalued because they're "women's work" and rather than make it so one can't be a feminist if they chose to stay at home with their young children, can we raise the value of parenting? It's women's…

I never watched it so I didn't know, but this is making me laugh so hard!

So if you are a woman and you want to actually parent your child instead of passing that off, it is impossible for you to be feminist. Gotcha.

So a woman who wants to be the primary caregiver of her children is unfeminist because of her gender.

I just came to say that too. We're one of those families. It's tight, but it's what works for us.

I call bullshit. Like when people pretend not to know who Justin Beiber is. Isn't she just such a special fucking snowflake.