I blame having a head full of mucous for missing this. Thanks for making it obvious for me! That gif is pretty fab. (I've started reading the books!)

And I bet when they receive their bags, they're in a box! The ridiculousness goes on forever!

Right? Just because it says "water" on the label doesn't mean it's the same thing as the clear stuff that comes out of your tap...

I read the rest of the thread, so I assume there's the continental difference, but I'm here (I assume in the US, because we often have horrible water?) with you. I get the 5gal jug that can be refilled for $1.50 at the station outside Kroger. My tap water tastes like pool water and leaves a NASTY white residue on…

Fuck yeah!

I really need to re watch it all, it took a minute for my gears to grind who Piz was.

I'm hyperventilating at the idea of a premiere in TX! I'm here! I can go! Well, probably not, but...do pawn shops take kids?

I know everyone knows about out it, so it's not like you think about it, but I'm endlessly amused by the container store. They just sell shit to put other shit in. It makes me giggle.

I love you for the Iron Giant gif. And yes.

Ahh, memories! I had a the smallest pager, for sure. I'll be 31 on Thursday.

Ahahahaha! I totally skipped over this comment while skimming until I saw it had a reply! Awesome work!

The Simpsons relates to everything. That's what I think of when I hear Florida. Every. Time.

"Apprentice adult" is the perfect way to put it! Mind if I borrow that from time to time?

Perfect! I'm right there with you.

Ha! I think I may have to get me a spray bottle for my kids. At least it would devolve into a giggle-fit water fight!

I can't believe you got verbally attacked for this. This is super rational and educating the kids. I'm guessing it's because they felt guilty in the face of their hypocrisy. Good on you, Auntie!

People who are happy about spanking their children or plan to spank their future children creep me the fuck out.

I read this too! It's exactly what I thought of when I saw the headline. Assholes finding an excuse to be assholes. People like this who are actually excited about spanking their children or planning ahead that they will spank their future children creep me the fuck out.

Agree completely. My older kid knows to ask and wait, the younger one is being taught. The issue is boundary respect, for sure. You don't know a strange dog, you ask first. Goes both ways, of course, but I've met far more people that intrude on strange dogs' boundaries than those who let their dogs run wild, assuming…

Chanel polish is a total waste of money, as is the Dior I have. The colors were what I was after (Chanel Peridot), but in the future, I'll totally wait for the knock-offs. Every now and then there's something unique enough to drop the $ on. My one super spendy polish I don't regret is Lippmann's Across The Universe.…