@InfernoT: And there's no need to change the lyrics for parody.

After killing an enemy military colonel and his entire entourage with a 747 laden with remote-detonated explosives, in the downtown area of a bustling island city and watching the chaos from the safety of a helicopter I conveniently hijacked while free-falling from the aforementioned plane, I've decided that I can no…

@bonghammer: With an exciting cart racer sequence in which you and an unlikely rebel sidekick must destabilize the political situation in an entirely fictional South African nation, followed by utterly hilarious hijinks as you and a gang of NSA operatives flee from a terrible new biological weapon looking to make you…

@PowerButton: There's no element of surprise anymore; sequels of commercially and critically successful games are an expectation instead of a hopeful want from gamers.

I think many of us underestimate the casual crowd's ability to notice differences in quality and changes in design between games of the same franchise.

@Michael Dukakis: They were apparently just casing out the area for suspicious activity. Props to the surgeon for successfully completing one shell of a surgery.

@STG7: It's the Plaxico Burress of the gaming industry.

@forsayken: It wouldn't make sense to hang around after receiving the check just so the company can screw you all over again.

@Deilgyre: That was definitely an inspiration. I probably should have credited it in the original post. Thanks. ^_^

@1Mystic-G: I'm afraid freedom under Activision still comes with a ball and chain.

@Stephen Totilo: "How to Save a Life" by The Fray.

Step One you hold our royalties

@riffleraffle: I hope so. I think his hands have been tied behind his back as far as addressing the community for Modern Warfare 2 and general Infinity Ward news and issues.

@kahoona: With a newborn on his hands and a family to provide for, I'm sure job security's a big issue for him.

@OmegaSpartan08: That's fantastic.

@puresewas1de: Understand that there's a tremendous amount of variety to be had in the later versions. Some attacks are special, some are physical, some affect stats and statuses. Every Pokemon has an ability now, which can sometimes affect the outcome of a battle. And now there are hundreds of Pokemon to choose from…

@pure pastiche: "How can we make this sound fresh?"

@OmegaSpartan08: "Duct tape? Hammer!!!"

@icepick314: Dicks. All of them. Forever. Still haven't tried my drive yet.

@fuchikoma: I can't get the damn thing to work. It's stuck in permanent "frown at me because I'm apparently a douchebag" mode.