@steev-sama: "We're going to fuck your favorite characters sideways and make them smile while we do it, and there isn't a goddamn thing anyone can do about it."

Is anybody else horrendously sick and wants the sweet release of death so they'll actually starting feeling better?

"Ramirez! Where the fuck did everybody go?!"

@gurfinki: He's attacking New York.

@antpwny: Or is his outbox going to become an inbox?

@blaaps: "We also find the defendant guilty of being a complete dumbass, but for some stupid reason we can't legally charge him for that, so y'know. Whatever."

@DarkC: "I will murder your soul." has to be the funniest thing I've ever been sent.

@VicViper: Blood-curdling screams ensue, police get called, and then young William receives a personal lecture on how a dog five times his size nearly killed the responding officer when he "was just a wee lad" roaming the rabies-infested woodlands of Southern Maine.

@Sakurafire: Happens. I had a chuckle at the thought of "Bernie Mackie."

@Curse lily: Ye fearful Germaphobes, beware Detroit.

I'd like to see a stealth-action game based in Kansas.

@Pray4Mojo: With a digital copy of the hit parenting book, "So You're Going to Let Your Children Swim With Tiger Sharks."

@Zhris: "Shit! I'm so unprepared!"

@tyrannotaur: Self-loathing dog sabotages plans of canine aggression everywhere.

@VicViper: "Daddy, is the Pomeranian down the street like this doggy?"

@Kayonesoft: I think we would have drawn comparisons without manipulating the title.

@Xenris: "Ohhhhh!"

@Sakurafire: Mackie? Mataki? Boomer Lady?

@mat1cs is not your friend.: Highly combat-ineffective birthing machines.

@Paradox me: Republic Commando/Imperial Commando series by Karen Traviss. You shoot the book, it bleeds awesome.