@BreadKnight: Shit yeah, I'll take a cupcake. My roommate and I are big on co-op games, so this is going to be a blast.

@Taggart6: No Kotaku article? No rejoicing in the streets? No boxing matches scheduled by Boll and suddenly canceled due to his "awesome being too much for competitors to handle?"

@Yarie: And one of your victims is an oddly expectant Raiden?

@Bitter_Monkey: Lots and lots of Queen, everywhere.

@OmegaArchetype: I don't think anyone could begrudge you such a technicality.

@Voltaris: They're hoping there was some fine print that said "Renewable yearly for up to 10 years."

@MrGilder: When you can see something you've been working on for ten years coming down the pipe and it looks like a bad steak and cheese taquito you had in 1985, you'll probably say or do anything to get people to support it.

@Chewk: Packing buxom billion heiress' breasts to the brim, then sending them parading throughout the world for the next victim. Trump, Gates, watch your asses.

@Taggart6: You can do the same thing with films in Germany; it's how Uwe Boll's managed to continue filming since his first piece of crap film.

@Booshit: "I'll give you a lollipop, Billy, but I'm going to need your soul first."

@Archaotic: Oh my God. I'm going out to buy it right now.

I love in-game water; I blame Frank O'Connor (Bungie, 343 Industries) for it with his reports on water in Halo 2/Halo 3 missions and multiplayer levels.

Enemies will also reportedly appear from underground, things will be commanded to "eat shit and die," and in the sequel, you'll find and ultimately kill Sato's estranged wife whose dementia has led her down a very long and dark road fraught with misery and hidden collectibles with somewhat relevant story details.

@BoxOfScraps: Yeah, but at the end of the day, you're still playing on EA servers.

@Lord_Hypnos: I think there's little choice for Respawn Entertainment to developer anything but an FPS for its first game, despite the likelihood that West and Zampella have two of the most impressive resumes in the industry and lots of good ideas bouncing around.

@Blastarr: Who didn't?

@swimmingninja: I haven't checked Prototype's price in awhile. I'd love to pick it up. I think Penny Arcade summed up the experience pretty nicely: "You can do a karate kick on a helicopter. What the fuck else do you want?!"

@Twyst3d: Boktai. ^_^

@TheMightyEthan: Everybody wins. Except for Activision.

@murderface_: I've tried three times to get into the game, but it's really hard for me. Lightning's a complete bitch. Snow's a lovestruck shithead. I can't tell if the redhead girl is Asian, Australian, or just has this really fucked up ambiguous voice. And the other guy's a whiny bitch, which in the context of the…