Oh the tactical possibilities. An orbital nuclear weapons' platform and anti-missile defense system. Given the right research and application, anti-debris weaponry that could protect the planet from those giant space rocks that seem to enjoy crashing into shit all the time. Massive global deployment, rescue and relief…

Nah. When they've got the eyes open they're pretty well good to go. They can be separated shortly after birth, but most vets in my area and their clients don't really care to. Just means more work on the owner's part.

Vaas is kind of the best thing to happen to Far Cry 3.

Some sort of hardcore beatdown fest is coming to Spike; I can't remember if it was UFC in the ads I saw, but they want to make sure they have their own share of the Sweaty Dickpunching market again.

That officers didn't shoot this piece of shit on sight amazes me. It's a true testament to their control as human beings. They deserve an award for not putting this scum down immediately.

This will be the first time since Modern Warfare 2's nomination for best multiplayer title that I can say I'm glad to see a Call of Duty title come up for awards at the VGAs.

They sent the email to a long abandoned email for a long abandoned Gamertag. So copypasta'd the code ftw. I don't know why; maybe they were just going by customer name and not the actual Gamertag. It's silly business...

Absolutely. Two people just being... people. Dealing with the pain of a failed relationship in different ways. Were some of the methods shitty? Yeah, I think we can agree on that , but I don't think we can all take moral high ground and pretend we haven't done shitty things in some of our relationships.

Games as art is a harder argument to make than games as monuments for asshole, women-hating man-children.

It's surprisingly effective against vehicles, that's for sure. I've killed half a dozen weakened Mantis' with it. I don't imagine anyone expects a sniper to go after something without an exposed head.

I've had a ton of people camp the basement of Ragnarok's bases just to grab the Sniper Rifle. They'll go all game waiting for the rifle, using it to score a few kills, and then head back and pitch the tent.

The only teabagging I've done recently was after wiping out a fully-loaded 'Hog with the Mantis. It's flaming carcass demanded these *ahem* "robot nuts."

...So people are dancing left and right and all of sudden this grandma decides to rush the stage, like there's no security! HAHAHA! So security stops her stupid little arm waving and her daughter comes running in with a chair, crying like WAAHHHH! And they're pushin' them around and stuff and... hahaha! Oh man... I…

You know, I must have played through the game three or four times, and I swear I never got the bit about him purging his creators; maybe I'm just foggy-headed.

As much as I can understand Kuroyume's point, I had a good laugh at this. You keep on keepin' on.

I think they should just have Henry Winkler put on a leather jacket and go "Eeeeeeyyyyy" in an official video response every time they're asked to comment on rumors.

I seem to remember them saying something to the effect that there wouldn't be cookie-cutter A, B, C endings; they compromised themselves and fans called bullshit. Public backlash for undelivered promises is almost unheard of.

Maybe he's a passive aggressive dick that wants to kill you after everything's finished with the rest of the Reapers.

"You sex us because we allow it."

My Shepard's body is so ready to collect more resources that won't see any use in the endgame, because all I was interested in was seeing a big number every time I checked the computer.