@Slartibartfast: Is it just my group of friends, or is there always that one guy that thinks he's going to play the hero and save the person already playing the hero trying to fend off the horde?

I gave Final Fantasy XIII a rent last night, and so far, I'm pretty unimpressed, which is strange because I generally get chocobo-shit crazy when I invest a couple hours into a FF game.

Am I the only one that thinks weird, out-of-character lines and word choice are a bigger issue to Lynch's overall "Lynchness" than Jamie Foxx landing the role?

@DRaGZ: Everyone's trippin' in a Japanese techno club, and overdoses are common?

@nick111: I personally think Brad Pitt could deliver "Eat shit and die!" quite well.

@ahmoudy: "Would you kindly, Officer Hoyt? I mean... damn. Jack."

@C22DBlueKnightOne: I was mostly joking. I think I can get over any comparisons I might make. The voice acting is what's really going to sell the character.

@C22DBlueKnightOne: I don't want to think "Appleseed chick, go!" every time I see Samus sans suit?

@DunnCarnage: Metroids will reportedly "Eat shit and die."

@☆Giroro G66☆: Community service. She's building her resume.

@OW-Holmes: Is it okay to imagine that in Don Lafontaine's voice and be turned on at the same time?

@DunnCarnage: They'll introduce Eve, a new parasite (Hey, I think I made a joke!) towards the last quarter of the game, the jealous third wheel in a turbulent love triangle.

@Likton: I get an unpleasant Appleseed vibe from her.

@Emiroo: "Like, oh my God, I just like shot like a Metroid!"

@Joesifer00: We don't know everything involved in this potential slim 360. We won't, really, until the specifications are made public, and even then it may have to go to market before we fully understand how the failure rate is addressed, if at all, with a new version of the system.

@thelastlambda: I wasn't aware of other parody videos. I was simply concerned about petty squabbles pervading the gaming industry and making it even more like the film, television, and music industries. Bad Company spirit, indeed.

@Nulls: Their success with MW2 did not guarantee Infinity Ward oceans of cash, as demonstrated by recent posts regarding the company here at Kotaku.

@dragonfliet: The parody is nice, yeah. I think C.C.'s performance made it less interesting, though. He could've sounded a little livelier, or maybe it was just that the volume of his voice wasn't coming through as best as the environmental sounds or Sweetwater's dialogue.

Hamels delivered his lines better. Sweetwater helped, as well as the chopper, but C.C. sounded kind of disinterested.

I stick with the kiddish names I used to give them back in the day; I just gave my Cyndaquil the nickname Wildfire, for example. When I get around to evolving an Electabuzz into an Electivire, I'll nickname him Livewire.