@Mr_Raccoon: Next up, Bobby Kotick discovered making love to a twelve-stack of pancakes.

@omgwtflolbbl: Who? The consumers or Activision?

@BobTable4Four: People are going to eventually notice the drop in quality and see the differences between studios; that, and we're already seeing consumer fatigue with other popular franchises published by Activision. It's only a matter of time before Call of Duty becomes a title that no longer warrants a day one, or…

@AnEternalEnigma: I love it. I was just as big on the EA hate as I am for Activision, but these guys here? They take it to entirely new heights. It's like a bunch of top Activision leaders got together for a few drinks, over-indulged, and decided to play a rousing game of "Pick and Execute A Ludicrously Dick Move Out…

They can't delay the royalties forever, and I can't see it being anything but a clusterfuck if they decide to finally pay up during any court proceedings. They'll either have to pay soon, settle with West and Zampella, or withhold the royalties until after they've dealt with the lawsuit.

@Evilsoda: It'd be nice to see more rifles, and definitely more SMGs and pistols. Heavy weapons are novelty items; I'll use them once to see the effect, then store it and hold off using it for all but the direst of situations. They don't really help me in a mission unless there's something I absolutely can't handle…

@PacJack360: It's not really Microsoft's fault. Sure, it's their money put forward for a bid on timed DLC, but Activision/Infinity Ward don't have to take that money. Blame the publisher, and, likely to a lesser extent, the developer.

@SlashZaku: War Zone might as well have been a Boll film. Terrible acting, terrible plot, weak action, too much bitchy-bitchy whiny Punisher.

@Tom Servo: Fuck it. Hire this guy. Make him the project director. Pump out a beastly third installment, reap billions.

@Diamond Sea: Shit. Wolverine juggling?

@Diamond Sea: Sounds like you need to pioneer the rumor that your mascot is exceptionally good at chainsaw juggling. Should take care of itself.

@James Henderson: "I totally Youtube'd myself being wholly eviscerated in the most glorious fashion today."

@Slagathorian: "Yeah, here. Check out this video. That's me fully rendered, and that's a necromorph grabbing me by the genitals, hoisting me up, slicing off my right arm, throwing me against the wall as I rapidly begin to bleed to death — oh, but he's definitely not letting me off that easy — ripping one of my ribs…

@pitseleh0: That'd look good on a resume.

@Slagathorian: She's a former cast member on the Nickelodeon sketch comedy show "All That!" and "Snick On Air Dare." She also runs Save Point, a gaming website.

@Shinta: Wii60, I believe the kids are calling it. Could be quite the holiday combo.

@DeadDuck: The guy plays Harvey Milk, gets all invested in the character and explores his life in greater depth than perhaps any historian or media personality ever has, and he's supporting a guy that sees fit to stifle civil and trade rights?

@hazelnut: Just recreate his face in a game and repeatedly punch the avatar.

@Killer Toilet: I would have acquiesced with a photo of bobby pins. Or maybe my frighteningly large collection of Bobby's World memorabilia.

@AnEternalEnigma: "Male genitalia you say? Can I market that? Can that be a game? Will there be a profit?"