@BeerManMike: "Oh my God! Why does it look like someone hit you with their ring hand?"

@Slagathorian: The ground-side portion of The Truth & Reconciliation mission in Halo. Being in the ship is a blast, but it's more often a frantic corridor frag-fest there than it is wandering the canyons, checking out the best spots to snipe the Covenant.

Maybe an homage to Homer and Bart's relationship in The Simpsons would've been a better way to go. At least then you deflect some, if any, of the outrage to another property.

@rkalajian: If it isn't, I've got torches and pitchforks on standby.

@CowboyKill3r: Soundwave as a primitive human audio device on Cybertron doesn't make sense.

@MaliciousH: I think that's why the demo's so big. Avalanche knows we're all a little strapped for cash. They just want to be remembered when the tax returns show up.

@TheRuiner: I expect a statement from Bobby Kotick by next Tuesday.

@Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!: I'll let you know as soon as I sort the living situation. Neither one of them is going to be able to afford the house now. =/

My sister's getting a divorce. She's been with him for ten years now, had three children, and they've decided to discontinue the relationship.

@Killer Toilet: At what point might we call it a serial killer whale?

@latinogamer: Me, in Arkham Asylum for running too damned slow...

@MPgmr: Redemption achieved. =P

@Outkastprince: Simon's Quest.

@Fernando Jorge: Kotaku, Game Informer, IGN, and soon to be Electronic Gaming Monthly, again. Sometimes I'll visit a developer's website for new information, but I've found that many just shove box art and brief descriptions at you, thinking that's all they need to sell a game to you.

@Insomnia Bob: I bought it. I'm not sure if I regret it. I had fun with the campaigns, but overall it felt incomplete. Maybe that's because I'm left wanting more orbecause my most enjoyable moments with the game were short, but I wanted a little more from each campaign.

@Chicken Pawks: Yeah. That was a bigger dick move than anything Kotick's ever done.

@Crookie: "We hate you."

@Odb718: The series is already soulless. Modern Give Jackasses and Crybabies Whatever the Fuck They Want 2 got the job done.

@0suited: You want to hate him. Everything screams at you to hate him.

I haven't given Mass Effect 2 a second play-through because I'm afraid of being too comfortable with the decisions I've already made. I understand the consequences. I know the dialogue options. I know that at least one option per conversation gets me to some point I've already experienced.