I must protest.  The headline says “Halloween Pet Costumes” but all of the animals pictured here are dogs.  Where are the cats miserably forced into costumes with murderous expressions?  How will I know how my cat could look in an Ewok costume?

That was Lindell himself who said that.

Personally, I find it rather fascinating that the “Fuck Your Feelings” crowd is now being entirely animated by feelings, because their “facts” are easily disprovable, are unreliable, and change from minute to minute.

And that kids is also why we are still in a pandemic.

Go banana!

The baby looked at you?

The baby looked at you?!

I saw the packets and they were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

Literally saw a clip where a guy said: “I’m not a computer expert. I don’t know what this means. But the CNNs of the world, they need to start reporting this and stop fact-checking it!”

The most surprising thing is that someone actually admitted they didn’t have proof. I fully expected the event to end, well, like it did but with everyone in the Lindell camp calling it a great success.

I heard Lindell hid next to the internet and caught the packets in a pillowcase, but then the Chinese hacked it open and the packets escaped. God damnit.

His expert knew option A lead to being sued for $1.3 billion.

Those poor people...

It must be quite the moment in the life of a journalist to have to explain to your readers that they needn’t have such vaccine anxiety because, in fact, the thing that turned people into zombies (which do not exist) in that mediocre FICTIONAL movie was a cancer cure, not a vaccine. 

i get that the elevator pitch of this movie must have been something like ‘Dracula as a Blaxploitation movie!’ but the resulting movie imo was far more sophisticated and interesting than that. to me, it’s one of the best examples of ‘70s grindhouse cinema.

the less said about the sequel, the better.

“Center for the Study of Existential Risk at the University of Cambridge”

Is this just a new way to call the cops on Black people for minding their own business?

Original name of “Protect” was 9-1-2.