Man, I just got ethered.

I dunno, most lax bros hide balls in incoherently drunk college girls (of which I see none.)

I learned that the beginning of your sentence makes no sense at all.

He looks like he has a Google Alert set for "casting Tombstone sequel"

That is an impressive mustache. But I don't think it tops A-Rod's beard.

is it weird that my first thought upon seeing this image is that if these two kissed their facial hair wouldn't touch each other?

My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

Filed to: Bears

It looks like a giant, exhausted furry caterpillar collapsed on his upper lip.

The GIF is 20x better than the actual video.

Azaelea's lucky this wasn't ESPN Deportes; Flores can translate into dozens.

Dear Internet Commenter,

My all-time favorite is still Wade Boggs injuring himself "falling off the bed while putting on his cowboy boots." Which, we all know, actually means he hurt himself over-fucking his mistress while drunk.

This makes me hope upon hope that all these awesome athlete baseball pros in the offseason are just stumbling around their neighborhoods like drunken Dads, terrorizing the neighbors.

(Green screen aside, though, there's no way Bronsolino is getting his substantial stems parallel to the ground without some work in post-production. It would be impossible.)

This West Coast bragging and taking credit for things they shouldn't is EXACTLY why we shot Tupac.

I'm from a snowy place as well that gets lake effect less often than Cleveland, but also sits at around 2500 feet in elevation. Some years, it's not unusual to have small flurries on cold nights at the end of September, and snow on the ground by Thanksgiving that lingers until April.

I live near Cleveland. I'm in Birmingham, AL on business. You would have thought the world was ending. I had the following conversation with a cashier at Publix yesterday.

i'm from nj and went to college in central nc in the early 90's. they got a pretty good snow one year, say about a foot. my school was shut down for a full week, which was cool but the one thing that stuck with me was they actually put salt and sand down on the roads, and THEN plowed. i tried to explain to some of…

I'm more impressed that Etch-A-Sketch is now making video cameras.