I'd hardly call what you did "reading."

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

Our PE grade was based on how we did on the various parts of the Fitness Test. I got a D- on the Sit and Reach.

My short-legged, long-torso'd, long-armed, crazy flexible 8th grade self says otherwise.

Which incidentally was so long ago that it wasn't called elementary school but "go...[grunt] get water... [grunt] make spear... oh know mastedon, fuck."

You're welcome, I'm sorry for your loss.

Ha, I was the opposite. But seriously, how is that thing a measure of fitness?

Almost any time someone asks, "Am I the only one..." the answer is almost certainly "No" because while you are unique, you are not THAT unique.

I think PE said it best: Don't believe the tripe.

Come on everyone, stop picking on this guy. We all know the camera adds 10 pounds, and I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason for the other 370.

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Braindead....like before.

How many times do you have to tell people to wear a fucking helmet???

I will not watch this GIF on a loop and laugh

Fuckin' Leafs...I could've been golfing, with a cart, and a Ruben

On the bright side, this should really help boost Bison Dele's rebounding stats.

The guy retrieving his balls gets to drive a POWERBOAT?!?!??!

Every proper yacht has a ball buoy.

Are you implying that other outfielders don't know how to play a ball off the wall? Shame on you.

I can't believe Winston have to steal something, anything, to eat from a store in Tallahassee. You'd figure he could just panhandle.