I'm a huge hockey fan and have been to loads of arenas wearing the opposing team's jersey. I would never do that in Philly. Just never. Those people scare me.

Don't go to the game wearing the away teams gear anywhere but especially in Philly but if you must don't be so pissed when their lovely citizens greet you as they only know how.

First thing I thought of too, but the ballast tanks were probably already mostly empty and they just blew high pressure air into them to test the circuit.

what a birth that must have been

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

But....but what if!?

I can think of one:

There is no valid reason to be traveling that fast on the freeway.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Pretty sure there is a Toyota Hilux in there somewhere...

BACK IN MY DAY THEY WERE CALLED STDS WHIPPERSNAPPER. AND NOBODY GOT CONFUSED

Let's see if I can be the first to post this!

I'm not sure if a BRZ infection would be a good thing or a bad thing.

Deadspin Sr.

Probably, although the government prosecuting somebody for making illegal recordings is like the pot calling the kettle black and then secretly storing the metadata of that call.

Psssh, this is nothing. When I was 6 all my dad did was teach me how to build things, taught me respect, yelled at me when I fucked up, then later made me get a job in high school, bought my clothes, food, and a car for me. Then he had the nerve to pay out of pocket for 4 years of college and support all of my…

Serious question,

Look, birds have to nudge their young out of the nest, right? This is pretty much just like that, except I've never had the urge to swing a lead pipe into a bird's nuts as hard as fucking possible.

yeah but that's just because you're not allowed near kids

I really dont want my co-workers knowing that I subscribe to "Juggs" and "Hustler: Barely Legal" and "Buttman". I'm pretty sure I'd be getting a phone call from the HR department.