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Vagina: SODA CAN (Mountin' Dew)

Rectum: SODA CAN (Mountain Doo)

Yeah, down one game in the ALCS, time to be considering unloading players.

Oh, you mean Chicago hockey fans are bandwagoners who barely understand the game and wouldn't know a player on the team if they still sucked like they did a decade ago when they were playing to half empty barns? Who woulda thought.

The Tim Thomas 3 Game Pack are tickets to his musty basement where he practices his anti-Obama rhetoric in front of a mirror.

Ok, I really do appreciate where you're coming from with this, but to say things like "contains silica and titanium dioxide, which can cause cancer by inhalation" without backing that up is an inflammatory scare tactic aka bullshit. Where did you get this? And FYI the SkinDeep database is full of unreliable…

A cavity search might do it.

Pigs Collar Zebras, Orwell "Elated"

Kyle Raynor: "Damn her, she forgot to buy corn on the cob again!"

WTF dc? This contest was necessary? why?

What they think was a baby was really an oni. Sensing impending defeat from the warrior, it used its evil powers to make the volcano bury them both in ash.

going back to my optical targeting idea - it does sort of resemble the configuration of streets in washington DC in the vicinity of the 1600 penn ave. see overlay...