That’s Numberwang!

No better way to drum up new contracts than letting other trash people know you’re also trash by calling someone a slur while in your company van!

If they’re just banning individuals rather than a publication, then they should get a whole pool of dispensable people who keep asking the same thing. You hear in the office, “Who wants to get banned form the white house today?”

I don’t mind when someone decides they want certain standards for their employees, but when they put Cheech Marin, George Carlin and Jeremy Piven in the same cast they pretty much lost any footing for not working with someone for “offensive attitudes.”

Years ago people fantasized about fucking a vampire when Twilight was popular and now a bunch of actual vampires can’t get fucked. The public sure is fickle.

Someone doesn’t need to be a literal virgin to be a Consecrated Virgin. Pope said so.

So it was Pruitt in the opening scene of The Host?

That this had to happen is infuriating. A few years ago I was denied “gifting” ET so my wife could go paid for her whole maternity leave (she was a few days short of the whole time). HR pretty much said, “someone reviewed your request and the need doesn’t appear to require this transaction.” I countered with the fact…

Stopped updating exactly 3 years ago. Was the owner the last number added before Jenny McCarthy finally got to them?

I’m so fucking confused right now. an “anti-government” group is protesting to protect the government? There’s gotta be something else driving these guys to protest Rep Waters. Some shade of her character must be upsetting them.

Wasn’t the Tea Party a wholly civil group compared to the Dems today?

Here’s a callback tweet to the more civil times.

I’ve got an oven mitt with rubbery grips on it. I throw that on and stroke my cob on the back porch.

Because conservatives don’t view them as human beings. To Trump, McConnel, Ryan and their ilk, the immigrants are insects or cheap, dispensable labor, depending on their mood.

Spoiler Alert: It doesn’t. To “bet better” is not to sit back and let oppressors and tyrants get away with it. Being Better is seeing the wrongs and doing something about it. For some of us that can mean small acts of standing up to them and refusing to serve a bigoted, hateful clown like the HuckaSands. For EVERYONE…

“..they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” 

Morning? Don’t they need to show up after sunset so they can get him as he emerges from his crypt?

I think Michelle Wolf’s take on CNN and MSNBC continuing to give the alt-right a platform to speak is really a good one.

Personally, I associate with that different direction the most.

Are you kidding me? Susan Collins was probably waltzed into the camp to give the kids the hoes and gloves they need to do the upcoming harvest.