“Hey. I have some very strong religious beliefs that often clash with the needs of others. I might as well enter a service industry where I will constantly either sin or deny someone a legitimate prescription from their doctor.” -This asshole pharmacist, deciding a profession

Have y’all assembled a face sheet of Trump’s staffers that restaurants and shops could use? 

I’m waiting to find out one of the “education programs” these facilities run is getting them to a farm to help harvest, for no pay whatsoever.

“If I have to deal with his bullshit in private than you will have to put up with it in public.” -Melanie Melania, probably

So you didn’t try a chamaigny, tart beer like a Berliner Weiss?

Dignitas.

Thank you for your work! One of the late night hosts had it right comparing the reversal of policy to someone who eats half a hamburger, puts it down and says, “that’s it! I’m vegan!” None of us believe them and we all know they are just waiting for us to turn around and stop looking so they can finish that burger. WE…

“I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in Mexico City, that a young healthy latino child, well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome burrito filling.”

Probably more like, “the Bible doesn’t specifically forbid this, so it’s a gray area.”

He’s more blobfish than opossum.

He’s probably got his own Modest Proposal to give to his Apricot Idol this afternoon, “I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy illegal child, well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food. “

Not just a public figure, but a public servant. It’s his fucking job to know what the people he’s representing want so he can advise.

Yeah. Plus, these guys train to be glass cannons. They aren’t like NFL players who train for contact, they train for the endurance to run for 90 minutes and accurately strike a fast-moving ball. All-in-all, I’d say there has been as much flopping in the WC so far as the Stanley Cup this year.

Meanwhile I’m more like this...

So he’s good at praising himself?