“Everyday we stray further from God’s light.” Mike Pence, probably

Or farting in front of the goal. Classic moves all around.

Nice write up! is this scale-able? Can I just do a lighter version to get ready for a local 1K?

I don’t feel like dirtying my google search history with this one, but is there is picture of a flip-flop (the footwear) in a suit with Prez-T’s hair on it?

Definitely broke campaign laws. What I haven’t seen mentioned, though, is what will actually happen. It’s looking more and more like the election was meddled with and there was foreign influence, which should invalidate it. Are there procedures to run a SNAP-type election? If Trump was elected thanks to a crime, so…

Why not write up a piece on this deflection technique and how it’s a Russian Propaganda mechanism.

So how genius would it be for Amazon’s marketing to have the ads for the next season of Man in the High Castle be hidden tapes online showing news footage of Hillary having won the past election?

I’d have rather not gotten my toddler crocs, but when he ran up to the window at the outlets shouting, “Anna! Elsa!” I knew we were getting him a pair of Frozen shoes.

So they should go wearing Burqas? That is the message I’m getting.

Slightly different bumper stickers. Make America Grate Again or One America Under DOG, for example.

Why don’t we just do it in our sleeves? I worked with an Infection Control director who had this linked in her email sig.

We’ve got a toddler, so we’ve been trying to teach him how to dig holes. Solo cups are great, and cheap, sand movers. Plus, they make neat little castles, if that is your thing.

“It is terrible when that happens on the playground and it is unacceptable when it’s done by someone with no name hiding on the internet.” - Melania

Melania completely supports it because she only disagrees when bullying is done anonymously. To quote her, “It is terrible when that happens on the playground and it is unacceptable when it’s done by someone with no name hiding on the internet.” He isn’t hiding, so he can say whatever he wants until he “opens up” the…

Do you think Trump would have an aneurysm if Trey and Matt made a pilot for “That’s My Trump!”?

So was the family randomly chosen, or were they Targeted™?

Clearly the house’s fault for being in the way.

I know people in the big MA distributors and they are largely run by BMC money, since they are the biggest contracts. because of that, most craft are underrepresented even by those that are supposed to hype them. This is why Night Shift created their own distributor network, to give craft brewers more representation.

IVANKA: But you know at the White House, we’re all incredibly focused on the reason we all went to Washington and what we’re fighting for.