According to comments on the Amazon page, about 1#/hr, so 20 hours of smoke.

According to comments on the Amazon page, about 1#/hr, so 20 hours of smoke.

“I got so much healthcare that I was well enough to go back to work! This isn’t fair!”

Do we know the ink that makes these marks? Can I get a small bottle of it so I can just spray the paper lightly and fuck up any hidden patterns?

We knew about her so we had a plan to combat her, which was assert ourselves outright. This is why we touted our connection to Animal Control when she was talking about her poor control over her dog. We gave no leeway when she insisted we buy several of the “Slow, Children at Play” signs and put them in our yard. It’s…

Ditto. The selling agent referred to one of my now-neighbors as “the governess.” The day we signed papers and got to moving things, she came over to yell at us about another neighbor who goes 25MPH down the street, saying it could be dangerous for her nieces, of whom I’m now certain there are none because I’ve never…

“A sadist is a masochist who believes in the golden rule.” - Thomas Cathcart

Very nice link. Also check out TrumpDraws on twitter if you’re not feeling creative.

Why put him so low? That is a real shot to the balls.

I don’t get how some are saying a small percentage of people have pre-existing conditions. An estimated two-thirds of American adults are overweight. One-third are Obese. 40 million with anxiety disorders and 25 million with Asthma. These conditions not only affect a large swath of the population, they affect the poor…

I thought it sounded more like Stevie Wonder’s Pastime Paradise?

I thought it was going to be this book

Or report it to the VOICE Tip Line that trump set up. It’s for helping victims of immigrant crime, right?

I loved my grandfather’s stories of pre-war NHL games. Especially in the Shirts v Skins championship of ‘29, where Peter Mayberry hit the puck so hard it split in two. He was awarded half a point for the piece that went in the net.

Interviewer: How do you propose we tackle the opioid epidemic?

Concerning your opening remarks, calling it PTO makes it fit many roles other than just vacation time. The last time I used more than 2 days of PTO in a row was when I had to use it during my parental leave. A one-month paternity leave, because I had to split the three months of leave for a birth with my wife, since…

how are we ignoring this part of Trump’s website?

Can someone please explain how it’s legal that they pass bills that will effect everyone but themselves? Can’t the Supreme Court step in and say, “No. You need to abide by the rules you set for constituents and can not exempt yourself from this.” Sure, stripping healthcare and bankrupting the sick is terrible, but the…