To be fair, it’s much easier to go after Murdoch now that he doesn’t have Wendi Deng to karate away attackers.

Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.

There’s nothing wrong with deciding you want to implement serious change in your life, but knowing if you stay in your somewhat structured current reality, that may never happen. A radical departure for a period of time can help shape decisions about the future and become grounding. New perspectives, people,…

And he's also uninformed

Something’s getting misty up in here, and it’s not just these two - it’s also my eyes!

God, this campaign’s comebacks are such a stretch, Trump might want to hire a staff physical therapist.

“night on the town” for this woman=8 pm church service followed by a glass and a half of white zinfandel at Barb’s house while they talk shit about the other’s women’s ‘slutty’ church outfits.

The seagull in this gif is my hero.

really really really wanna chicken tik a tik ahhhhh

I am 44, and my décolletage shows my age. That HAS to be photoshopped, but at least Madonna does a better job than my mom’s friend who has blurry spots where her double chin is in all her profile photos.

Hey, those thermos’ ain't cheap.

In Northwest Maine, there are a bunch of towns that seem to have coordinated on the same basic joke. This is a real sign:

It does kind of make you wonder what will happen when he reads a third book.

Speak for yourself, buddy. I’ve instituted National Wine Day and best of all, I celebrate it every day.

My little sis goes to a baptist college and will probably marry a preacher or something and I look forward to poisoning the minds of my future nieces and nephews with my left-wing feminist agenda.

Siggy Flicker sounds like an alias you use when you book a smoking room.

That is SO creepy that he watched you all night AND THEN LECTURED YOU?! It sounds like he was mad because he knew his usual shit wouldn’t work on you. I hope he falls down a manhole and has to live out his days as a sewer person.

“He had been watching us all night”

Ummmm.........ok?

Mmmm indeed. I could watch these two all day.