Ford is the worst for this - they pop up in a show and completely take me out of the plot with their insistence on being the focal point. I’ve basically sworn never to buy a Ford because of it (which, as far as taking a stand goes, is admittedly pretty lame).

It's a baby... boomer. Sounds like a name chosen by stream of consciousness and free association.

GUYS. DON’T WORRY. “Ecce homo” fresco lady is on this.

Huh.

Bananas bind the stool and pull water out of it, which is why you eat them when you have diarrhea. When you eat 51 of them a day, I’m pretty sure that shit would be harder than a diamond.

Rather than condemn millennials—and those, shall we say, contaminated by them—for shirking “responsibility” through discourse, let’s acknowledge our more pressing duty: to stop policing speech, and instead welcome the voices clamoring to be heard.

me when im stoned and trying to be sassy to disguise the booming sound of me stomping my flat-footed ass through my apartment

Don’t worry, you don’t need Tinder to get yourself murdered by a man. You can meet your murderer in a bar, walking to your car, at school, on vacation... heck, you can even be married to him for years! My point is Tinder is as safe as meeting a man any other way. Don’t let fear keep you from dating.

Well, I finally decided to try tinder yesterday and looks like we’re deleting that right now.

You’re right, but that doesn’t make it any less fun to pretend =)

I am clearly not fat-shaming him, dude. I am shaming him for dressing like a nerd.

THE ATTENTION SHOULD ALWAYS BE ON THE PERSON WHO DECIDED TO CHEAT

“The primal, ball slapping sex your parents are having right now”

“Lindsay Lohan is open to _______ for attention.”

now THAT is me at coachella

In good lighting that bra would make my 23 year old puppies look like goat tits

in 4th grade, whenever our teacher was going to teach us maps, he’d say “it’s map time!” and we’d all lie on the floor and pretend to go to sleep like he’d said “nap time” and it was HILARIOUS when we were 10.

I refuse to believe this, they are perfect together.

Okay, so the staged question was pretty weak, but there’s still a lot to like about Trudeau, especially compared to the last Canadian PM, and compared to most US politicians.