BlinkyIsKing
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BlinkyIsKing

The Shiny Pony is a STALLION!!

Just out of curiosity and don’t feel like you have to share painful details, but was your MIL to be the REASON you didn’t get married?? Because she sounds awful!

I misread that first hashtag as banal men...

Not the beach, a gorge is more like a river. Scotland isn’t really known for it’s consistently warm summers so when the sun does appear people get a little carried away and it’s “Armani be damned I’m jumping in that water” Of course this wouldn’t be an issue for a true Scotsman cause he wouldn’t be wearing underwear ;)

Mallards playing kazoos is exactly what this sounds like! I still enjoyed it though, it makes me want to enthusiastically stompy dance round my bedroom.

I’ve watched Bones SO many times and never noticed!! Now I’m gonna have to go all the way back to season 1 and start again ;-)

In my experience vegans fall into two groups: people who are vegan because they believe it is beneficial to their health- these are lovely, normal people who don’t care what anyone else is doing and then there are the people who are doing it for ‘ethical’ reasons they will be the ones who think it’s a good idea to

I remember my Dad came to collect me right after I had read the bit where Sirius dies, I couldn’t even speak I just pointed at the book and sobbed! Fortunately, he is a crier too so he understood!

Well I laughed several times during that so I reckon as long as ALL the jokes aren’t in the trailer it’ll be ok!

Oh God me too! I just read your comment and then went and clicked on it! The Be A Decent Human part of me is like ‘that was very sweet of her’ the other 95% of my soul is literally dying from the cringe!

Oh come on he is still 1 million times better than Harper! Nobody who goes into politics is 100% real and doing to make the world a better place there is always ego involved and everything is super managed by advisors, PR people ect.

I kinda get where they are coming from... a bit, I guess?

Brb gonna go download that right now!!

‘Get your todger out’ is also a super creepy and unappealing thing to say!

Haha I had the exact same thought!

Internet hug!!! That is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever heard in my life! Fuck all those people you are so much better off with out them!

Has anyone of any gender ever scored by yelling ‘Oi fancy a shag?’ at a total stranger??

Yeah I mean obviously everyone is different but for most women once you get above a certain size it’s gonna get uncomfortable

Also I would like to make a point about big dicks and porn; it has bugger all to do with pleasure (pun intended) bigger dicks are easier to see on camera!

I’ve heard there is a new strain of untreatable gonorrhoea...