This skinny little white punk with a bowl cut scares me much more than any member of ISIS does.
You should see what happens when Winifred really lets loose.
They don’t visit the comments section so much as permanently live there. There seems to be nothing we can do about it.
It is in no way mocking their accents. The butt of the joke, ultimately, is the restaurant employees who couldn’t understand what they were saying. At no point during the story are the customers criticized, because clearly they were nice people who do not deserve criticism.
Not if you’re assuming (incorrectly, but that’s beside the point) that they wouldn’t necessarily be great readers in English (yes, everyone, I have now been informed that English is Ghana’s official language, you can stfu about it) and expect it would take 10-15 minutes to go through the whole menu—not to mention…
Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…
At some point, I just started making a quiet keening noise while staring at my phone in horror. This has been both my best and worst lunch break ever.
Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.
Irish people are highly educated and good at languages. We travel worldwide for work because Ireland is a country of 4 million people and the job market is small. Getting experience overseas can make all the difference to your career. Many, many people are abroad but not settled there. Think of them as commuters who…
Also the hidden cost of fishing the East river, the multitudes of poor dead gangsters that will be deprived of their sleeping partners.
We all had to leave to get jobs because of the recession but most are temporary working visas abroad or are within the EU which has free movement of people. For most it’s a temporary fix and we will all be back so still entitled to our say. I’m very proud of all who made the extra effort.
Seriously, stop eating those fish.
Destroy the records all you want, they are still out there and everyone now knows about it. If the Arkansas police want, I can print the records and send it to them. Maybe we all should?
“Can you imagine a NOLA-inspired Beyonce breakup album? It probably wouldn’t be as good as a NOLA-inspired Beck breakup album, but it’d be close.”
No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…
Nice try, JONATHAN.
This brings up so many questions: