Look at her fangirling so hard. I feel ya, sweetheart.

Maybe you weren’t a preteen when he was a handsome young prince, as I was. But I did get a chuckle at the suggestion that my standards are narrow because a blue-eyed, blond white man no longer fits them, so thanks for that.

It started out as sniffling around the time the first verse ended. Then it went down hard and I thought I would save some pride if I concentrated on finishing the song instead of crying ugly sobs. By the time I was at “Pain is all you’ll find” I stopped singing altogether & cried into the mike - big ugly sobs. I cried…

I dated a guy in law school who broke up with me, on Valentine’s Day, in a fancy French restaurant. Apparently he thought I would not make a scene in public. Apparently he had learned shit about me in that year we dated. I bounced a bowl of fancy little French pickles off his forehead, one by one, and the waiter…

Got dragged out of a bar by my friend after I got shitfaced and started crying uncontrollably. The cause- “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” came on and I JUST WANTED TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME.

The asshole cheated and then broke up with me before I could dump him. And I was very angry so I called him a few weeks later and said I was pregnant. I let him stew for a week and then told him I needed $500 for an abortion. He paid and I took my best friend on a road trip and had the best damn time EVER

Craziest thing I’ve done after a breakup? Gained 40 lbs, had sex once and a mental breakdown twice.

I’m sorry that you like shitty things, but both Walmart and Sea World are terrible for America.

Or Heroines which is a nice word to say.

Good for her! Has anyone started a crowdfunding site to support what she’s doing/help pay for any needed legal defense?

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

I'm sorry, but the woman threw a pager into a crowded restaurant. He should have filed a police report and kicked her out. He was frankly really lucky that woman had such terrible aim, because had she hit a customer...

My husband and I must be masters at this, but we always argue with the assumption that the other person might be right, and we might be remembering things incorrectly. It's amazing how quickly things can be resolved when you manage to give just that little bit of ground.

and fuck FIFA too. In fact fuck FIFA double.

please see my reply below. I realize now there are two ways to interpret what I wrote, but I meant it on a comment on how long Tom has kept his kids from Nicole. I'm not feeling too much pity for him. Suri, yes but certainly not Tom.

86,000 racists signed a petition to get Kanye West to not do Glastonbury.

There's never a bad time to remember old Tom

Got these before our wedding to celebrate our engagement. He proposed on a mountain and we spend lots of time outdoors camping and hiking.