My bff /bridesmaid and I LOVE goats so we got these during my bachelorette weekend. MrInBean and I are still trying to decide what to get together. I keep joking that we should get each others initials (they are identical).

AT LAST, THE TATTOO THREAD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

This is mine. The design was a gift from my bestie/maid of honor, and mr. biscuit surprised me by accompanying me, despite a terrific fear of needles, and paying for it. It's based on the myth of Bacchus and Philemon, an elderly Greek couple who unknowingly…

I'm kinda diggin' this story. I hope these guys all end up being lifelong friends.

because everything is golden when we are together

^See response above. And Albert was a drunken moron, nearly a caricature of your standard-issue drunken moron bar regular.

Am I the only one that thinks it's the most adorable damn thing in the world that she called the First Lady "Mrs. R."? Be still, my heart.

I just want to shout "YOU DO NOT LOVE HER! YOU APPARENTLY BARELY KNOW HER!"

I don't know why but I have always had a weakness for manic pixie dream girl characters. No matter how cheesy. I'm going to armchair-psychoanalyse myself for a second and say it's because by bff in my early-mid teens was a MPDG. The MPDG fantasy of someone whimsical and dressed in homemade clothes flitting into your…

My family had a health food store when I was growing up, we always ate very healthy in my house. One Thanksgiving my father prepared an absolutely delicious dinner with all of the traditional trappings, turkey and sweet potatoes and rolls and fresh cranberry sauce etc etc. One of his brothers showed up with his wife…

Is Cheetah his given name? It seems is you name your child Cheetah it like a 98% chance he'll turn out to be a something like a man bun wearing acrobat who believes that his happiness is worth other peoples money, but then again if he named himself Cheetah than what can I say, I once dated a guy who called himself…

"No, ma'am, actually the sun is going to remain in its place as it has for millions of years. The Earth, however, will continue spinning and proceeding on its orbit as planned; would you like me to ask a manager to pull the emergency brake?"

A bar in my town has a life-changing reuben... I'm trying to eat healthy but this single photo just ruined me!

"Calcium does such frightful things to my bones, making them so dense and heavy. Without calcium, I can live my life in brittle fragility as God intended."

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

Posted this last week but it was late and I'm in the greys so I guess no one ever saw it... will try again

"Can I get a caffe' latte, please?"

"When Rosa Parks said she didn't give up her bus seat because she was tired, she meant that she was tired of being treated like a second-class citizen, not that she was physically exhausted. This is clear in the full context of her statement. The idea that she was just a quiet lady…

Related: The drinks at Starbuck's are still terrible, over-priced, will give you type 2 diabetes, and have very little actual coffee in them.

Did you bother to read the whole story or the comments?

Really, I HAD NO IDEA.

If you're really worried that you're gonna go off on a jealousy bender on your current bf because of your bad previous relationship (and given how he treated you, I completely understand those feelings), may I suggest you have a discussion about it with the current bf, if you haven't already? Just something like "Hey,…