Emma seems cool. The author of the email seems like someone who wouldn't have 6 friends, not a chance 60!

It's gonna end up just like that movie Two Night Stand.

P.S. You really should take up eating meat again. Millions of people starve to death every day and would gladly trade places with you.

I've never worked in hospitality (retail yes, hospitality no), but I could see myself doing this (minus the glorious bastard send off). I'm a rule follower by nature though and am prone to anxiety when asking for anything out of the norm and overcompensate to alleviate that anxiety.

the glorious green phlegm shooting out of my nostrils right now.

The excuses kill me. So unnecessary. Just ask. I once was working a register in the copy section in the back of an office supply store. The main aisle lead from the front register to mine. I was standing there helping a customer pick out a business card template; when a lady asked if I could check her out. Seeing the…

Or call the cooking/wait staff glorious bastards.

I feel we need this link to explain how to order "off-menu" for those involved in last week's BCO. First, he made sure he was paying for the item. Second, he explaining himself humorously. Third. He was aware of the problems he might be causing. Fourth, he didn't give a long spiel about why he needed this- just a…

I'll bet you're right. Another customer might say, "Charge me whatever," or something, but he actually gave them an equivalent item to charge for. That's an extra step that would not occur to most people unless they've worked a food-business register themselves.

Not sure who Paul Bettany is? Of the three, he's the only one who isn't insufferable.

I thought a Sex Bark is the noise one makes when "it slips into the wrong hole on accident".

I cannot stop laughing at the (accurate) concept of the New Testament being the Bible Expansion Pack. The Bible: (A Distinct Lack of) Wrath of the Jew King.

"...calling out and refusing to cater to their discrimination is itself a type of discrimination..."

This post reminded me that I need to pick up my vegan uterus-shaped ice cream cake with "abortions rule" script.

Here's a link to the gofundme info to help support the baker's legal fund.

Makes me wish someone would take words out of her mouth. I think. The metaphor is so destroyed at this point, I'm honestly not sure about anything except my deep, deep desire for her to stop talking.

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

Biggest scandal in the Catholic church — besides all the child molesting.