No, that's not true at all. It's completely different when it's a family heirloom. She's abso-fucking-lutely obligated to give the ring back and the law generally backs that up.

I was wondering if and when someone was going to say that. I have a great boyfriend now and I think we are headed that way, so hopefully you are right.

well he cheated on me & it was a very expensive ring so i sold it & bought myself a car, champagne & a really great mixing console.

James Spader specifically as that fucking douchebag from Pretty In Pink.

Rom-Coms....

Well, young Stalin was sexy and not yet evil, so ...

Duh.

Why does only one or the other of them have to be terrible? No, he shouldn't do what he did. But she is a propagandist for some pretty dangerous ideas.

Got all busy on the dance floor with this hot Latin dude. We went back to his place, got naked, and we weren't even undressed two minutes and his load was all over my stomach. Expecting to continue and push through to another orgasm I stayed in bed all sexy-like preparing for more. He looked at me quizzically and…

WOW YOU WENT THERE

That is actually something that made it really hard for me to remove mine! You are supposed to stick your finger up there and press in the side at the rim before you remove it- so there is no suction, see? But mine always migrated so far up that my tiny fingers couldn't reach the rim to press it in. So it would be…

I think they meant "deeper" but autocorrect swooped in because that particular tween is also part of the Teen Mom fandom.

in re: requested memo-

If you love Guy Fieri's Donkey sauce, then you're going to love our Donkey Punch dressing. This knockout combination will come at you so hard, you might lose an eye. You gooks, um, guys, are going to love it.

If Marky Mark wasn't such a thundering pisswizard I'd be kinda happy for him.

Kicking someone out of the bridal party is a friendship-ending move.

I fully support the theory that your bridal party should be the people you'd call at 3:00 AM to help bury a body and/or the people your spouse would call if something happened to you and they needed help.

Well, it sounds like there was some sleep deprivation going on there. I tend to get really emotional when I'm exhausted myself.

You have a much more optimistic view of humans than I do. Are you sure you've met any? Or more than a handful? Ever worked retail or a call center?

Anyway, I assure you many are that stupid, that ignorant and a few are even that arrogant.

this one reads like a B-movie feste...

She hyphenated her last name and is now Fussy-Husbyn.