Perfect!

Mmmph.

i think it's possible to be over-archingly "gay" and still be attracted to one particular woman, so there's no inherent requirement in this that they actually not be attracted.

Especially if you remember that attraction isn't all down to physicality. Everyone has found themselves really, really wanting to touch…

I loved that you held your kid out to him and told him to do something about her. Mad respect.

I did the exact same thing, actually, right down to the marching straight to the sleeping parents' bedroom to announce, 'Good morning, Tooth Fairies!' Only may parents weren't aghast. They were terrified because I'd ripped them from sleep, and confused about what I was on about.

"blerp blerp you just haven't had good fruitcake blerp blerp i will come to your house and make you eat my fruitcake which is good fruitcake and then i will not leave/untie you from the chair until you admit that it is good fruitcake blerp blerp"

For what its worth I like Madeleines style. Sweet and much less hectic

If this was the way the law worked, Albert, I would have fined the gunners at my law school $3,000,000,000 for (a) hiding relevant sections of Dorsaneo's Texas Litigation Guide, (b) telling me, for the thousandth time, how they "ALMOST" went to Michigan undergrad on a debate (erm, FORENSICS) scholarship, and (c) being…

Jimmy doesn't have a plate to hand you. HE DOESN'T HAVE A PLATE.

Ah, good to know! Also take it off your keyring when going through airport security or trying to get into a prison. (I was interviewing somebody... it got awkward real quick when the guard manning the metal detector was like "IS THIS A WEAPON?")

My favorite cake ever was my wedding cake from this summer.

due to our associate manager being a leaking canoe full of emulsified dick-meats

Extra Question: Is there a San Diegoan who visited the courthouse recently watching the news and thinking "OH MY GOD, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY EGG? IS THAT MY EGG? OH MY GOD"?

Are you suggesting that Prince William, who (among other things) flew helicopters to rescue people "Never worked a day in [his] life"?

Whatever he does with his hair, he's still Justin Bieber............unfortunately.

It helps that, in the UK, a lot of terminations are carried out in general hospitals so there is no where for people to protest.

ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ADULTOSAUR GOING TO WORK

I might use a different name than "TerrorBallz" if I was going around lecturing folks about feeling silly

Katlick Everypeen?

Unless the beer was called something like "SexWork Schwartzbier," the dominatrix angle is reaching, especially when their defense seems to be "BUT THERE'S A DOMINATRIX ON THE GLASSWARE. IT CAN'T BE RACIST. YOU'RE RACIST."