There's the problem. The paper was too cheap to use a Britishest.
At first I thought it was some weird British sect that was known for its racism.
Sounds like a racial slur against us Englanders, Scotch, Walesians and North Irelandish.
Oh fuck. Now whenever I put on a black t-shirt and unremarkable jeans (i.e. most of the time) I have to feel like I'm playing right into the Gap's conspiracy to suck away everyone's individuality and personal identity. From now on I'm only leaving the house wearing old-timey bathing suits with the nipples cut out.
It's different. Not in a good way.
Who among us hasn't fallen out of our chairs as we try to eat a giant delectable meal? I feel you, hamster.
While I can understand the logic, sometimes it's not practical. I have already set my vacation time for the current year, if I were to change jobs I'd negotiate my current vacation schedule with my new employer. I've made plans, other people have made plans, I'm not giving up a scheduled trip for a new job. I've…
North West is the greatest Baby Airplane Captain of all time! ALL TIME!
Have you ever dry humped someone?
Wait, if you dry hump people you can get free cake?! I know how I'm spending my weekend!
I love it because it sounds both clumsy and painful! It makes me think of slipped discs.
To be fair, it was only served during their Pol Potluck night.
"Also, just a reminder. A white teen kills four people and gets rehab. A black teen walks in the middle of the street, having stolen a few cigarillos, and is shot to death. Affluenza is real, and it is truly a life-threatening disease."
His hands in his pockets made them "nervous" but they allowed him to reach in his pocket and pull out is wallet. Hmm...interesting.
Nick Cannon strikes me as an unbelievable douche. In fact, I thought he and Mariah Carey were the douchiest couple imaginable until Kim and Kanye had their pre-divorce ceremony.
What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?
Yes! Like my story about the blue cheese! It got shared here and these people showed up in the comments all outraged that I made fun of the extra extra EXTRA well-done steak with a block of blue cheese guy. Like that order was completely normal and not unusual at all. I guess I can kind of understand defending the…
Jesus Christ. Stop. We all know what a swastika means in American society. Regardless of what it meant before, it has come to mean a specific thing. It wasn't meant as a Tibetan good luck symbol, and that's not the connotation it carries. I truly could not give less of a shit what it meant before — it means something…