Sigh. The video actually makes the point that you can be the best according to your genetics. That actually means that some people, even when they're fit might look fat to your particular standards - but sure, go ahead and distill it into a pithy hashtag.

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

With you on the pasty, but Greggs doughnuts? eurch!

I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about how badly white men have it in this country.

I...don't think they will.

Thanks. It just occurred to me the way I said that sounded like, "because I have a vagina, I cannot read minds" lol

No ! Don't!

I don't know....how many first-graders have to be slaughtered in their classrooms before you mouth-breathers stop yodeling about your "rights being infringed upon?"

When does the comment apocalypse start? http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/rainbow-cake-r…

The thing about "old women" is that you will be one. It's a fate avoidable only through death. And all the shitty stuff you've said or will say about middle-aged women will then be applicable to you—especially to you because you will have spent your youth convincing yourself that middle aged is "old." It will be a…

This is all good to know. And I am a tightwad, but the kind who doesn't go out to eat if I can't afford to tip 20%. I'm also the kind of person who makes an excuse to return to the table so I can leave a few extra dollars when I suspect my mother or sister has been too cheap with their tip. They are the 'I don't…

No...stupid people doing stupid things is the problem...regardless of age, race, gender, etc.

From reading the reviews, it doesn't take that many Satan bears to produce "unsolicited" stools. Honestly, I have been so mad at people, I have fantasized about putting these about work, but I couldn't do that because if someone had other gastric problems and got really sick, I wouldn't get over the guilt.

god dammitall.

Joe Millionare has my single favorite reality show line EVER:

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.

Listen, teabaggers, and you shall hear

Silly kel, didn't you know that regulation is the enemy of capitalism because reasons?

Some people have, for whatever unknown reason, throwback accents. I do not know why, but I am one of them. Before I met RadhaPineapple, I dated a man in the Marine Corps who sounded just like a "tough" in an MGM film from the 1930s. His voice was just incredibly appealing. I have been told that I sound like an…

Conchita, you're pretty great and you sound like a Bond theme. But I'm sorry, for me you still don't surpass Finland's 2006 Eurovision entry: