Now I am a bit of a crier when it comes to emotional scenes in movies but this one really took the biscuit...

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban... my Dad came to pick me up and found me balling my eye’s out. The only response I could manage to his questioning was to point at the book and sob even harder!

Hmm I heard that but the other way... ‘your son is your son til he meets his wife, your daughter is your daughter the rest of your life...’ I assumed that it was coz guys aren’t always as good at being in touch regularly but maybe people just like rhyming wife and life!

The Elbow Room Cafe in Vancouver, these are their rules! I love that place!

human douche canoe is a great insult!

I imagine you ‘brush’ your teeth by chewing a stick and extractions are done using the old string tied round a door handle method :-/

Very glad to hear she is being charged, also I hope she is made to go to some kind of anger management counseling because she is clearly fucking mental and a danger to other people!

I’ve worked in hospitality for over a decade, so that’s a lot of bun time, recently I’ve had to start plaiting my hair cause it was thinning where the bun pulled too tight :-/

If she wants I have some good advice for her... I call it stop being an attention seeking bigot.

I had no idea they were a couple... But how could he possibly not know her daughters name??

I just think that to kill an innocent animal that can have no concept of any potential ‘feuds’ is beyond sick... Also lab retreiver is almost certainly gonna be a nice natured dog :’( Fuck it there’s enough of us who want’s to just go citizens arrest this guy right now??

Yup that’s the bit the got me! The guy sounds like a total fucking pscyco!!

Damn they are cute!

As a hospitality employee you know that there are some people who just come in to bitch. You can see it as soon as they walk in the door. Apparently, those people also visit the comments section...

So a student that has chosen to go to university in Scotland for example should automatically forfeit their right to vote in their home country for 'the sake of democracy'?

People who call you over coz they are ‘ready’ and then make their 3 year old try and give their order, while the kid either gazes at me in pure terror or starts mumbling indecipherable words...

My favourite pan was for the movie Valentine with David Boreanaz. The reviewer described it as ‘a benchmark for cinematic awfulness'

Yup me neither!

Hey you can't go wrong with a nice pair of calves ;) haha

Just coming to say fuck FIFA, they are super dodgy and should definitely be shut down!