Been scrolling to see if anyone would comment on this. I agree with you, I mean yes some of those people may be racist but the vast majority probably just really don't like Kanye West as a person. Also it's Glastonbury it's meant to be kinda hippy and he is really capitalist... (also Kapitalist)

Yup spent the rest of the evening happily youtubing him :)

These are really gorgeous!

That's lovely! It kind of reminds me of the Tom Waits song 'The Briar and the Rose'

haha thanks for clarifying :) Albert does indeed sound like a tool!

What an amazing person! Why don't the teach you about people like that in schools? Kids would learn about history, politics and the importance of personal resilience all in one go!

Not in Scotland I guess, or we would all be hanging about waiting for the end of the bottle ;-)

Can you please explain this story to me? I just don't get it, why should they get one free? Why do other places do that?

So did I!

Oh I totally misread that as you are waiting FOR your mutual best friends birthday to tell him and I was like, what?? I second Mimilady you are a really good friend! Happy Dumping!! And may great things happen to you once you are free of that asshole!

Oh My God! Where is this from? I need it to send to my boyfriend lol

There should definitely be a don't be an assholes section included in parenting classes. I work as a waitress in an ice cream parlour and a small child coughed on me the other day while I was taking his families order. I'm not suggesting these stories are in any way comparable but I was pretty put out that they didn't…

I once quoted Hamlet while I was being dumped, "Oh my prophetic soul..." it might have been okay but for some reason I decided to finish the line "...mine uncle" which obviously made no sense.

I have this rock that I found as a kid on holiday, apparently I thought it was shaped like a baby so I called it Jenny (I'm an only child, had to make friends where I could). Thing is we were on holiday in Spain so my parents actually allowed me to pack a a fairly big rock and take it on plane. I look at it sometimes…

Bastards!! I was trying to think of something intelligent to say but I'm stuck on Bastards!!!

Guaranteed this wankjob is against abortions because he believes in 'protecting the sanctity of life'. Does he fuck! Disgusting way to treat human beings.

My ovaries just melted!

To be fair the server was probably trying to avoid screaming 'This IS WHOLEWHEAT TOAAAAAAAAAST!!!' while rubbing the woman's face in the aforementioned dish. If I have customers like that I try to sort the issue while spending as little time in their vicinity as is humanly possible.

I would like to give you an extra star for your name!

Teehee so true, I remember well my first ever attempt. The Latvian girl I worked with looked at it, turned to me and said 'I think you are needing the sex.'