I have found vegans tend to fall into two groups, those doing it for health reasons who tend to be pretty chill and those doing it for ethical reasons who are prone to printing out pictures of terrible farm animal death and leaving them on the broil tray in case anyone was thinking about cooking bacon. My ex…

I was pretty creeped out by the 'letting curious little rescued #chickens explore you' part. Just doesn't quite sound right...

Don't forget our free health care which means you could use the £100 for something other than food baby removal! Maybe buying yourself some larger trousers...

Haha that's okay I'm not sure my boyfriend would have been too stoked about it anyway!

for reals?? Wow you must be a super awesome girlfriend! Wanna marry me? I hear number 10 is the charm 😉

Haha my singing voice is so bad it would be a sure fire way to clear the room before I got anywhere near popping the question!

Out of curiosity just how many people have asked you??

I would say they do have more power than your average celeb, they might be 'symbolic' in terms of governance but they are still the Royal family and in Britain that definitely means something. Probably not so much in other countries, particularly republics, though.

Well said! And who knows maybe she hung out down there with him & it was all super special and romantic... I mean it seems more likely she was at work but you never know!

Just checking 😉

Yeah I really hate giving hand jobs, takes to long & I spend the whole time thinking he could be doing a better job himself...

Also they fit the models REALLY badly so imagine how they would look on most people.

Wow these are really horrible! Although that jelly fish is strangely awesome...

How about a casual bev? lol

'You make me cum(plete)' best line ever lol

Yeah Tahlia is a lovely name although Tahlia Twigs sounds like someone from a kids tv show!

Yeah she's not Prince! I'm going to become IDGAF The Blinky

An FKA Twigs is a person!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FKA_twigs Wikipedia knows all...

Yeah really what is that? What does FKA stand for??

You aren't describing Scotland as a region of England are you?