Probably means pish which is the same as piss but mostly used to describe something as not very good. Scotland is also the only country in the world where cut is used as a compliment as in 'Aye he's a good cut, like.'

Hahaha I literally thought aluminum was something totally different and that cilantro was some weird foriegn ingredient that I would have to leave out of my cooking! Unfortunately I have to be honest and say American accents don't seem to produce the same affect here as ours do there but I'm sure your natural charm…

Well in that case I say to you in my Scottish accent 'Alrite darlin, how about it?'

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I LOVE ketchup, like love love it! But people who order a nice steak and then smother it in ketchup? Heathens!!

I remember my gran telling me a story from when she was nursing so in the 50s/60s. A 2 year old boy was brought in with third degrees burns so the doctors gave him a skin graft. His parents were Jehovah's Witnesses and they never came back for him because what the doctors had done went against their religious beliefs.…

I got confused by their surname and thought they were trying to raise a young mogul like Rupert Murdoch or someone, that would be extreme!

Um... Why?

Eeeeh! Jesus that is horrible! I'm so glad that you were smart and repeatedly went for help, sounds like that story could potentially have had a much worse end!

After I read this I did some googling...

Yes I am also British (Scottish) it seems like the publisher himself is also quite racist given that he:

I thought maybe it meant he was even more British than your average Brit?

pre-divorce ceremony is the best description ever!

I sure hope she is a pilot coz In my mind it's just a tiny baby alone in a giant plane- surely that counts as neglectful parenting?

My worst ever roommate was a guy who was just completely incompetent at life, couldn't get up in the morning unless I woke him up, left cupboard doors wide open and his idea of sharing food was eating ours and keeping his in his room. For various reasons we were pretty sick of him but the final straw was when he…

I second EfRod because when they break up they can be renamed EfOff!

Gaaaaaahhh! At the use of 'toesies' you are a grown man talking to a woman do not say 'rubbed your toesies'

That's not a grocery store it's a bakers, god I want a cheese and onion pasty right now... And a doughnut... Mmmmm Greggs...

Crazy! It's like if she doesn't eat food she will die!

Oh man. Now I'm gonna have to go read it!